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Pastor Mooi Ngaro
@UncleNdeva
I feel sorry for Will but am never sitting down with anyone to listen to how did me like that. fuck that
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OlembΓ©
@UncleNdeva
Am too childish to own a helicopter man I will pick up my bras by landing on their roof.
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Dikembe Mutombo
@UncleNdeva
I don't like KFC chips...all seven of them
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Dikembe Mutombo
@UncleNdeva
Ace Ventura 28β’09β’09
@UncleNdeva
Ooooooooooh shit
Deceptive Abe
@UncleNdeva
So this other day, i Dm this hot chick and the convo went like:
Me: HI
Her: V
Took me an hour to understand what that v meant.
Me: HI
Her: V
Took me an hour to understand what that v meant.
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LiveLoveNdeva
@UncleNdeva
@Imioly There is no winning there by the gadgets war Just get what you like and stop trying to convince people that your phone is the one.
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LiveLoveNdeva
@UncleNdeva
How many RT for you to make my graduation outfit? My sisters have had their matrix dresses made by you. β Guessβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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LiveLoveNdeva
@UncleNdeva
@LazaSpesh Dear future husband
We'll be drunk together
@Otiniel_Great
We'll be drunk together
@Otiniel_Great
LiveLoveNdeva
@UncleNdeva
β Welcome to Sunday Service, the church for the drunkards β @slickartie
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Young Fossil
@UncleNdeva
Saw a post that said βdistance relationships do work, the four of you just need to trust each otherβ
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
