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freeuzi
@UnkleDell
you know she up to no good when she straighten her hair
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freeuzi
@UnkleDell
i forgot you can scan documents on the notes app
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freeuzi
@UnkleDell
of course he follows me says a lot
freeuzi
@UnkleDell
“no way a bot tweeted this” i literally tweeted that 2 days ago
freeuzi
@UnkleDell
or take out and bob’s burgers
freeuzi
@UnkleDell
i had 48 hours before i even clocked in on thursday night… i’ll do anything to get my ceo wealthier
freeuzi
@UnkleDell
rockstar girlfriend…
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freeuzi
@UnkleDell
i hate when my pee mixes with other pee in public restrooms
freeuzi
@UnkleDell
what’s that one nicki minaj song that goes “check it out check it out”
freeuzi
@UnkleDell
i feel like buying her something
freeuzi
@UnkleDell
i told my barber anytime and he set a appointment for 8pm
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
