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longformanξ
@UrFaceOffendsMe
Italian women are headache
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longformanξ
@UrFaceOffendsMe
Eastenders over react way too much
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longformanξ
@UrFaceOffendsMe
Per minute !?!?
longformanξ
@UrFaceOffendsMe
Aw my boyfriend surprised me when I got home I found this bra in my bed it isn't my size but how thoughtful pic.twitter.com/Hpc0Vh4dc5
Retweet of status by @YasBeyonce
longformanξ
@UrFaceOffendsMe
This transfer deadline day has been boring AF
Italia ξ
@UrFaceOffendsMe
The satisfaction of finally reaching your bed after a long ass day
75% halal ξ
@UrFaceOffendsMe
@Chinkabella obviously I was the baby daddy until you ruined it
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It's my birthday ξ
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Back in UK
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@UrFaceOffendsMe
Road trip to Amsterdam with @UrHouseOrMine
76% Halal ξ
@UrFaceOffendsMe
76% Halal ξ
@UrFaceOffendsMe
I want to sleep but I can't
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
