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☼ Headassery & Co. ☼
@UrsaMajor_Issue
The way he was standing there so proud pic.twitter.com/rNOLDhMUGD
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☼ Headassery & Co. ☼
@UrsaMajor_Issue
@_blvdofbrknmms_ I get it jessica I have to be more impulsive
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☼ Headassery & Co. ☼
@UrsaMajor_Issue
EMMANUEL JUST DRANK WATER BY HIMSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE BECOMING ILL🥹 Please keep the prayers coming! pic.twitter.com/nieSFKtkFB
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☼ Headassery & Co. ☼
@UrsaMajor_Issue
s/o to the crowd surfer with a boner so erect security had to talk to us about it after the show
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☼ Headassery & Co. ☼
@UrsaMajor_Issue
the ADHD urge to spend so much time/energy preparing to do something that you run out of time/energy to actually do it
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☼ Headassery & Co. ☼
@UrsaMajor_Issue
@sharonbmills : "Wow I never thought I'd make it this long tbh"
🧍️: "You gonna wish you hadn't, bitch."
🧍️: "You gonna wish you hadn't, bitch."
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☼ Headassery & Co. ☼
@UrsaMajor_Issue
I feel like everyone is naturally good at one thing except me. Singing? No. Sports? No. Drawing? No.
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☼ Headassery & Co. ☼
@UrsaMajor_Issue
the gender euphoria of feeling your tits bounce as you run away from the cops after shoplifting $1200 worth of legos
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☼ Headassery & Co. ☼
@UrsaMajor_Issue
@JohnathanStee13 @RyanAndLuna Up to an estimated 50% of pregnancies end in miscarriage, making God the greatest abortionist of all time.
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☼ Simpnautica ☼
@UrsaMajor_Issue
I JUST WANT A CUTE GIRL TO CUDDLE UP WITH WHILE WE DRINK RUM AND WATCH DISNEY MOVIES AND I PLAY WITH HER HAIR PLS
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@UrsaMajor_Issue
Y’all I’m so dumb I thought the people sliding into dm’s with was them asking for c*ke. It’s flirting??? I thought they wanted to snjört.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
