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Vanessa
@VanessaDenise12
Having to "hay comida en la casa" yourself sucks butt
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Vanessa
@VanessaDenise12
Looks like Tony Romo is enjoying his new career
(via B/R) pic.twitter.com/vYh2ppMPzX
(via B/R) pic.twitter.com/vYh2ppMPzX
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Vanessa
@VanessaDenise12
How am I supposed to meet my aggie husband at whole foods if we don't have a whole foods in college station
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Vanessa
@VanessaDenise12
I'm always "the baby" when I go get my nails done with my mom
Vanessa
@VanessaDenise12
I bought guac from HEB today, I'm sure there's a relative in Mexico rolling in their grave because my nopal looking ass didn't make it
Vanessa
@VanessaDenise12
We are 75 days away from @AggieFootball, #12thMan! pic.twitter.com/5e9BsduMOC
Vanessa
@VanessaDenise12
My brother needs to stop teaching my mom words like "shook" she keeps using them
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Vanessa
@VanessaDenise12
"Coachella" is actually just a Mexican female gym teacher. #TheMoreYouKnow
Vanessa
@VanessaDenise12
.@doug_keegan tracked down video of someone taking a spin on Penberthy
(He/she was charged with reckless drivingβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
(He/she was charged with reckless drivingβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Vanessa
@VanessaDenise12
Accurate pic.twitter.com/C5bMKIFLsX
Retweet of status by @TheColIegeLife
Vanessa
@VanessaDenise12
My dad is definitely not happy with the battle marks from my decision to play the trust game with the bushes
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
