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Jo Dippyβ
@Velasquez_679
Sooner or later I'll have a hunny to take on adventures with me..
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Jo Dippyβ
@Velasquez_679
I always forget i need windshield wipers till it's raining
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Jo Dippyβ
@Velasquez_679
Mom "I saw that picture @Velasquez_679 put of you on Twitter at the table you alcoholic."
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Jo Dippyβ
@Velasquez_679
Dad describing his new girlfriend to me: "she has teeth, and she's normal so she might be the one"
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Jo Dippyβ
@Velasquez_679
Sorry but while all of you are waking up at 12 in the afternoon I will have already been up for hours making that
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Jo Dippyβ
@Velasquez_679
@BilyNathan thanks man
Jo Dippyβ
@Velasquez_679
Can't tie a cherry stem in a knot. Guess I'm a bad kisser.
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Jo Dippyβ
@Velasquez_679
If I was ever a DJ pic.twitter.com/0Mk5LwcJlQ
Jo Dippyβ
@Velasquez_679
I spent a lot of money today
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Jo Dippyβ
@Velasquez_679
When you're mopping the floor & your song comes on vine.co/v/eZOH6b7Oqau
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Jo Dippyβ
@Velasquez_679
In need of a full body massage.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
