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Nel' β
@W_ankerrr
Baffles me how lad's from my town get a lass to like em when all they do is drift their Corsa in Tesco carpark every Saturday night!
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Nel' β
@W_ankerrr
Is it just me or does nearly everyone's fucking middle name seem to be Louise?
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Nel' β
@W_ankerrr
Hoping the missing children are soon reunited with their families. My thoughts go out to those who were affected. Stand with Manchester
Nel' β
@W_ankerrr
Isn't it weird how everyone sleeps so differently? I sleep on my side, my mate sleeps on her back & my ex just sleeps with everything!!
Nel' β
@W_ankerrr
One day i will have a sassy know-it-all daughter and her daddy will say "she got that from you" and I genuinely can't wait
Nel' β
@W_ankerrr
'You never fucking listen to me' and your just there like... pic.twitter.com/f2ap4evd0o
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@W_ankerrr
Are you even human if you don't awkwardly walk past somebody you know and pretend to be in the middle of a fake phone call????
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Nel' β
@W_ankerrr
Whatever happened to girl code??? Cos i swear majority of u girls like the fact ur best mates ex's try n bird u...
Nel' β
@W_ankerrr
Why do people put 'Ibiza 2017' in their bio? I went to Tesco last week but that's not in my bio is it!!! FUCKING CUNTS
Nel' β
@W_ankerrr
Life as a year 7 used to be so peachy! All it took was one status on Facebook saying "Like for a relationship" & bae would come running
Nel' β
@W_ankerrr
Why do lads cover their reg plates?? Ur not drake, don't worry no-one is going to rob ur precious little Vauxhall Corsa off u hunny
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
