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Freckled Warrior
@WarriorFreckled
I thought we were celebrating COLUMBO day...
*takes down Peter Falk flag*
*removes glass eye centerpiece from dining room table*
*takes down Peter Falk flag*
*removes glass eye centerpiece from dining room table*
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Freckled Warrior
@WarriorFreckled
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Neither. My ex came first. He ALWAYS came first. I rarely came at all..
Neither. My ex came first. He ALWAYS came first. I rarely came at all..
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Freckled Warrior
@WarriorFreckled
If I had big ol' saggy tits like yours, I'd use them to mop my floors.
Look, a poem!
Look, a poem!
Freckled Warrior
@WarriorFreckled
@NottaDouche Hahahaha! That's awesome, thank you.
Freckled Warrior
@WarriorFreckled
@mollersandb @AmandasNotFunny awwww! I miss him, too!! @GFGander
Freckled Warrior
@WarriorFreckled
RT @matt_travelling: I can't believe there's no "sympathetic hug" emoji.
Bear hug?
Canadian hug?
I need a hug?
Bro hug?
I'll justβ¦
Bear hug?
Canadian hug?
I need a hug?
Bro hug?
I'll justβ¦
...but wait! There's more!
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
β@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...β
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