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whisky lactone
@Whisky_Lactone
Space Agency : We're Sorry, we've lost your husband somewhere in Space.
Wife : 0mg .
Wife : 0mg .
Retweet of status by @pakkau_papito
22 Sep 18
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Wife : 0mg π±.
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whisky lactone
@Whisky_Lactone
Real struggler
Desi parents ke modern bacchen
Desi parents ke modern bacchen
Retweet of status by @abnormal_bachii
10 Sep 18
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Desi parents ke modern bacchenπ
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whisky lactone
@Whisky_Lactone
What will a cannibal say after eating Diana Penty ?
Pentium
Pentium
Retweet of status by @batsy_ka_bestie
24 Aug 18
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Pentium π
whisky lactone
@Whisky_Lactone
meme overdose pic.twitter.com/x01v5zBWHk
Retweet of status by @ikpsgill1
20 Aug 18
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whisky lactone
@Whisky_Lactone
My GPS told me to turn around.
Now I can't see where I'm driving
Now I can't see where I'm driving
Retweet of status by @definitely_me_
07 Aug 18
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Now I can't see where I'm driving πΆ
whisky lactone
@Whisky_Lactone
She - Suggest any way to increase weight!
Me - Get pregnant ASAP
Me - Get pregnant ASAP
Retweet of status by @batsy_ka_bestie
06 Aug 18
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Me - Get pregnant ASAP π
whisky lactone
@Whisky_Lactone
*Year 2050* *Govt Job*
Guy1-kaunsi category ke ho?
Guy2-General
Guy1-oh Minority ho
Guy1-kaunsi category ke ho?
Guy2-General
Guy1-oh Minority ho
Retweet of status by @vishy_vishal
04 Aug 18
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Guy1-kaunsi category ke ho?
Guy2-General
Guy1-oh Minority hoππ
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whisky lactone
@Whisky_Lactone
No one is Afraid of Heights, they are afraid of the Fall..No one is Afraid of the Dark, they are afraid of what's in it ....
Retweet of status by @PratibhaGYadav
24 Jul 18
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whisky lactone
@Whisky_Lactone
wife : pet pooped in the kitchen
me : *scooping poop*
wife : not that, that's lunch i prepared
me : *scooping poop*
wife : not that, that's lunch i prepared
Retweet of status by @diljitdosaanjh
22 Jul 18
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me : *scooping poop*
wife : not that, that's lunch i prepared π‘
whisky lactone
@Whisky_Lactone
07 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Rt and follow for spree πππ
Rt spree timeππππ
whisky lactone
@Whisky_Lactone
World Right Now pic.twitter.com/YO5LKqAbXS
Retweet of status by @QweenOfHells
27 Jun 18
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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