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Lisa Whitley
@WhitleyLisa
Why donβt I know how to relax I need to but all I want to do is get up and clean something or go out..
Retweet of status by @KirstieeDurst
12 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why donβt I know how to relax π I need to but all I want to do is get up and clean something or go out..
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Lisa Whitley
@WhitleyLisa
Finally managed to get to bed early and now Iβm sat cuddling my dog because some twat is letting off fireworks at 9.30 on a Monday night
30 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Finally managed to get to bed early and now Iβm sat cuddling my dog because some twat is letting off fireworks at 9.30 on a Monday night π£π΅πΌ
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Lisa Whitley
@WhitleyLisa
Itβs Tuesday & I am ready for Saturday already
Retweet of status by @StroudXxx
17 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Itβs Tuesday & I am ready for Saturday already π·ππ½
Lisa Whitley
@WhitleyLisa
I look like a spotty greasy teenager, so stunning
Retweet of status by @StroudXxx
24 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I look like a spotty greasy teenager, so stunning ππ½
Lisa Whitley
@WhitleyLisa
Sat next to the worlds worst sniffer on the train, literally my pet hate, just blow your nose you're disgusting
11 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sat next to the worlds worst sniffer on the train, literally my pet hate, just blow your nose you're disgusting π·
Lisa Whitley
@WhitleyLisa
Watching shrek trying to organise my life
30 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Watching shrek trying to organise my life π
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Lisa Whitley
@WhitleyLisa
24 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I can diet all day. Come the evenings I want to eat everything in sight π«π«
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Lisa Whitley
@WhitleyLisa
If only we could afford to have 10 bridesmaids and 100 guests, it would save so much debating
24 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If only we could afford to have 10 bridesmaids and 100 guests, it would save so much debating π©π
Lisa Whitley
@WhitleyLisa
Timeβs running out! Register to vote by midnight on Monday to have your say in the UK
#GE2017
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Retweet of status by @SwanseaUni
20 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Timeβs running out! Register to vote by midnight on Monday to have your say in the UK
#GE2017
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Lisa Whitley
@WhitleyLisa
I went all day with no treats and I've just had salted cashews and 4 bourbons I can't even go one day
21 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I went all day with no treats and I've just had salted cashews and 4 bourbons π© I can't even go one day
Lisa Whitley
@WhitleyLisa
#BBCPanorama has broken my heart, how can anyone do that to their dad
30 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #BBCPanorama has broken my heart, how can anyone do that to their dad ππ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ