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Whitley Wolfe
@WhitleywolfeXO
I've received 2 bottles of champagne and 2 bottles of Jameson today, idk what I kinda vibe I'm putting out there, but im gonna keep it up.
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Whitley Wolfe
@WhitleywolfeXO
Fewer things in this world I love more than taking a shower and climbing into clean warm sheets
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Whitley Wolfe
@WhitleywolfeXO
I've been counting down the hours to go to sleep all day today. I've been laying here for 2 hours and nothing...
Whitley Wolfe
@WhitleywolfeXO
I've slept 18 of the past 24hours. Going back for more though
Whitley Wolfe
@WhitleywolfeXO
A strong believer in "THE LAW OF ATTRACTION"
Retweet of status by @MatthewJPompa
Whitley Wolfe
@WhitleywolfeXO
I got wine drunk and bought a flight to Thailand the other day. Guess who has to be skinnier than all her friends by August.
Whitley Wolfe
@WhitleywolfeXO
@kaylabear1010 oh.... my..... god....
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Whitley Wolfe
@WhitleywolfeXO
May my stomach stay flat, and my booty stay fat. Amen.
Whitley Wolfe
@WhitleywolfeXO
Yo. When am I gonna learn headbanging and smacking bitches with my hair only leaves me with whiplash.
Whitley Wolfe
@WhitleywolfeXO
@TheAlexisRoos weeeeow #herestonewfriends
Whitley Wolfe
@WhitleywolfeXO
Me: all penis' look different.
My gay coworker: like snowflakes all beautiful. #QOTD
My gay coworker: like snowflakes all beautiful. #QOTD
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
