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@WhosmikebowdeN
imagine actually paying for someoneβs premium Snapchat.. you hoes need to get a resume together and find an actual career
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@WhosmikebowdeN
so Twitter basically just sends me notifications anytime someone does as much as favorite a tweet..
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@WhosmikebowdeN
I know somewhere up there Prince and Charlie Murphy are playing a game of basketball and eating pancakes β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
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@WhosmikebowdeN
what a trip @Veronica_Grygo
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@WhosmikebowdeN
Twitter I could really give two craps who likes what video and who retweets someone else's tweet stop sending me notifications
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@WhosmikebowdeN
Christmas drinking game: take 2 shots for every Michael Kors pic you see on Instagram, take 3 shots for every engagement post you see
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@WhosmikebowdeN
this debate is a three ring circus it is sad our country came to this of course it's been bad in the past but it's just getting worse
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@WhosmikebowdeN
@wilkinsdann how the hell did I just see this
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@WhosmikebowdeN
Easter was so much more exciting when we were younger
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
