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Jake from StateFarm.
@Wiiissssaaa
Martin. Jones.
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Jake from StateFarm.
@Wiiissssaaa
french fries >
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Jake from StateFarm.
@Wiiissssaaa
I need to perfect my rbf..
Jake from StateFarm.
@Wiiissssaaa
The Emarosa concert was so good
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Jake from StateFarm.
@Wiiissssaaa
I'm still attracted to hockey players
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Jake from StateFarm.
@Wiiissssaaa
When it's only Martin Jones days until hockey's back pic.twitter.com/CfWYPvxnEd
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Jake from StateFarm.
@Wiiissssaaa
I will literally save you a seat & we'll hear about TRUE hope in this dark world, together. I need you here next to me, now & forever
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Jake from StateFarm.
@Wiiissssaaa
People canceling plans last minute, I hate you with a burning passion.
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Jake from StateFarm.
@Wiiissssaaa
When it's 99-101 degrees outside & you go to the movies, but the movie theater gets to hot & shuts down mid movie.
Jake from StateFarm.
@Wiiissssaaa
Eddie Murphy, Charlie Murphy, or Issac Hayes???? I must know pic.twitter.com/5WBEV9kJ0N
Jake from StateFarm.
@Wiiissssaaa
Night down, Night tonight in Denver! Let's bring it!!!! #WeWillDetonateTour pic.twitter.com/XSfDYrRMv3
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
