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Willie Handler, Cdn author/satirist (not a parody)
@WillieHandler
@KupcakeProse @PhoenixBlackNow My father in law threw her out of the house because she was dating me. Who can blame him.
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Willie Handler, Canadian humourist and author
@WillieHandler
I just love it when people ignore the fact that a tweet is a joke and gives me unsolicited advice. Even when I include a disclaimer.
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Willie Handler, Canadian humourist and author
@WillieHandler
@LilBreezes Only since you noticed.
Creepy Willie will gladly haunt your house ๐ป๐๐น
@WillieHandler
My life is a series of em dashes now that I think of it some may have been en dashes no they were all em dashes.
Willie is planning the release Deep Into The Weeds
@WillieHandler
espresso covid vaccine
a single shot is not enough
a single shot is not enough
semi-vaxxed Willie is praying for a Maple Leaf win
@WillieHandler
Her best friend murdered 17y/o neurodivergent Jessa begins talking about the killing in her sleep~her mom Kit musโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Dix Jenner is returning to Mars!
@WillieHandler
I've got the motto for 2020:
Be kind, please rewind.
Blockbuster Video doesn't need it anymore.
Be kind, please rewind.
Blockbuster Video doesn't need it anymore.
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Willie working on finishing DEEP INTO THE WEEDS
@WillieHandler
Marriage status:
Conversations with my wife often involve text messages from other rooms in the house.
Conversations with my wife often involve text messages from other rooms in the house.
New pen name is Penh Naim ๐โ๏ธโฉ๏ธ
@WillieHandler
@TheCleftonTwain Umm, a few.
Willie is pitching his Martian book๐
@WillieHandler
#badwordsat is over for another week. Thank you all for coming out.
Most tweets was @soniarogers
Top tweets
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Most tweets was @soniarogers
Top tweets
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Willie Handler, Earl of Thornhill
@WillieHandler
I hope y'all had a good time on #BadWordSat.
The most was @dkmarie2216s
The worst advice was:
@TeriannMann fโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
The most was @dkmarie2216s
The worst advice was:
@TeriannMann fโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
