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wee mary.
@Winsome_Wench
@Griffin30Arthur nah. I just cook real good.
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wee mary.
@Winsome_Wench
@Griffin30Arthur aye. Unless like me you've hands like a dock worker.
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wee mary.
@Winsome_Wench
Let me just play these complex chords.
*remembers he's not particularly musically inclined
Let me just wear these complex cords.
*remembers he's not particularly musically inclined
Let me just wear these complex cords.
Retweet of status by @mrjintheuk
Wee Mary.
@Winsome_Wench
I'd love to work for the tsa only because I'd get to do 'cavity checks' *snaps on latex gloves*
Wee Mary.
@Winsome_Wench
Love this pic.twitter.com/rCoQNTYYoY
Retweet of status by @SexFactsOfLife
Wee Mary.
@Winsome_Wench
I know this girl who has a lover who she thinks is smokin hawt. She calls him Cookie. When he cums she calls it cookie dough. #InYourPants
Wee Mary.
@Winsome_Wench
That vein on Megan's neck, you would think that her head was photoshopped on #cbb @bbuk pic.twitter.com/bSB7RXbsBS
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Wee Mary.
@Winsome_Wench
I'm a werewolf *howls at the new moon*. A slightly confused werewolf but there ye go. pic.twitter.com/F7Y8B1Ytsy
Mary
@Winsome_Wench
Hell nooooo pic.twitter.com/YncYZ6r02V
Retweet of status by @BestComedyVine
Mary
@Winsome_Wench
I used your bible to masturbate to the verses
also I'm a squirter
also I'm a squirter
Retweet of status by @noneofyours99
Mary
@Winsome_Wench
I was chatting to my butcher today. I told him. "I love meat!"
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
