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Winston
@Winston_McPhee
β@ddangatti: Oh fuck RT @TMZ: #Breaking: George Zimmerman Stopped By Cops for Speeding ... Gun in Car http://t.co/uIGP6MMYTYβ
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Winston McPhee
@Winston_McPhee
@emma_willyams it's the mold http://t.co/doxCUtylA1
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Winston McPhee
@Winston_McPhee
Monkeys https://t.co/cMy6oP9bc3
Winston McPhee
@Winston_McPhee
The resort I'm staying at is so fancy that they give you 'cool hand towels' that are mint scented at the door
Winston McPhee
@Winston_McPhee
I found your book @sydneysue9 ... http://t.co/fCJJiCQ4yK
Winston McPhee
@Winston_McPhee
I seriously need to wash my eyes out with acid after my last to retweets.. I just don't understand
Winston McPhee
@Winston_McPhee
TSA should at least buy you lunch before they start getting all touchy feely between your thighs and shit
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Winston_McPhee
@Winston_McPhee
@fiercesnap_werk they only come down their tree once a week so they can poop
Winston_McPhee
@Winston_McPhee
@katiewallacee I don't think 'cut' it out was the best way to end that..
Winston_McPhee
@Winston_McPhee
RT @deijatavon4: @Winston_McPhee oh how I love you. It's okay I blocked her ain't nobody got time for her baby mama drama.
Winston_McPhee
@Winston_McPhee
#In6thGrade my mom said I couldn't have a MySpace...I made one anyway
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
