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SassAss Cortney🤍
@WoodsCortney
I just really wanna go on a vacation
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SassAss Cortney🤍
@WoodsCortney
i am beyond exhausted but i’ve hit the pregnant phase of insomnia it’s G R E A T.
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SassAss Cortney🤍
@WoodsCortney
@ccxjjxcc im so glad im not a huge part of mom twitter. that stresses me out
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SassAss Cortney🤍
@WoodsCortney
Help a brother out @MichelobULTRA pic.twitter.com/iP5KgBpNh4
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SassAss Cortney🤍
@WoodsCortney
grab his wiener in front of girls that want him and grab his wiener in front of guys that want you
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SassAss Cortney🤍
@WoodsCortney
Someone’s gotta be the grownup....I just wish it wasn’t always me
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SassAss Cortney🤍
@WoodsCortney
I honestly think the greatest skill this generation possesses is the ability to make a meme out of literally anything
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SassAss Cortney🤍
@WoodsCortney
Let me tell ya, a little human moving inside of you all of the time is a real crazy feeling
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SassAss Cortney🤍
@WoodsCortney
Why the F***** do i have to overthink EVERYTHING
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SassAss Cortney🤍
@WoodsCortney
If we date imma bully you 24/7
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SassAss Cortney🤍
@WoodsCortney
life is tough, but baby you are tougher
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
