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alyssa.
@Xthatslyssaa
Every time nona ask me one question I end up telling her my whole labor & delivery story
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alyssa.
@Xthatslyssaa
Lord, make these last 6 months the best 6 months
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alyssa.
@Xthatslyssaa
DONT GO TO ART AFTER DARK ON BURNSIDE
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alyssa.
@Xthatslyssaa
Having a kid makes every holiday exciting!
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alyssa.
@Xthatslyssaa
My hands are so dry and rough how much washing and sanitizing I do
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alyssa.
@Xthatslyssaa
. Ion Need Nobody Around Me That Pretends To Give A Fuck About Me
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alyssa.
@Xthatslyssaa
It’s just us mothers have to strategically plan when we want to go somewhere can’t just up and go, literally on your child’s time.
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alyssa.
@Xthatslyssaa
New Years goal ...
1. don’t buy NO fast food .
I’m boutta be rich .
1. don’t buy NO fast food .
I’m boutta be rich .
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alyssa.
@Xthatslyssaa
When you REAL.. mark my words.. they ALWAYS come back
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alyssa.
@Xthatslyssaa
I aint post these because I was scared of how I looked. But I look cute asfso fuck it. Yes, you bitches see the b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
