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Adam
@YSylon
If he promised to 'give you the world', why did his card gets declined for a $5.99 purchase?
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Adam
@YSylon
I walked a mile in your shoes, in my crocs. Your life is actually good, stop moaning.
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Adam
@YSylon
As I walk through Walmart I wonder.... Who is giving their children one of those big happy Turd emoji pillows for Christmas.
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Adam
@YSylon
The thing about spreading joy is that youβre bound to get some on you, too. Like sunscreen or glitter.
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Adam
@YSylon
my kid: ok daddy are you gonna watch this movie with me or are you gonna lay there scrolling your words?
she gets it
she gets it
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Adam
@YSylon
Sugar and spice and Iβm anything but nice
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Adam
@YSylon
Painted over the last one and this sploosh came out instead makes way more sense to my brain pic.twitter.com/hCHlDbobWB
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Adam
@YSylon
guaranteed to pick the wrong line, every time
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Adam
@YSylon
Earth reviews
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"The landscape is memorable but the human inhabitants are all shitβ
"They do amazing things with potatoes"
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"The landscape is memorable but the human inhabitants are all shitβ
"They do amazing things with potatoes"
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Adam
@YSylon
Serving sizes canβt hurt you if you donβt believe in them
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
