iEmoji Feeds @Matt [Cactus] (Yarrticus)
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Matt π΅
@Yarrticus
itβs Thursday which means we have to get out on our doorsteps at 7pm and clap for the return of @dragraceukbbc
Retweet of status by @BListAtCapital
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Matt π΅
@Yarrticus
Absolutely cannot believe that I get to flounce around work in a lanyard with the trans and black pride flags on it.
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Matt π΅
@Yarrticus
Im so sweaty at work. I thought my shoes were squeaking but it turned out to be my thighs.
Matt π΅
@Yarrticus
First day back at work in 2 weeks. Letβs hope my leg holds up
Matt
@Yarrticus
*me showing a customer where something is*
Customer: wow, you walk so fast!
Me: yeah sorry, Iβm gay.
Customer: wow, you walk so fast!
Me: yeah sorry, Iβm gay.
Matt
@Yarrticus
Do I have hay fever or are my eyes still watering from that massive dick I sucked three years ago?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
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ReganBrittany
@ReganBrittany
Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney
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Rickygonz1215
@Rickygonz1215
If I weighed 182 I'd be cut
