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Schrödinger's cat
@ZanyJoe
"What do you look for in a guy?"
"I look away."
"I look away."
Retweet of status by @AceOvInsanity
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Schrödinger's cat
@ZanyJoe
Rihanna, Beyonce, Lana Del Rey and Britney with snakes pic.twitter.com/Jm7xscNjyB
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Schrödinger's cat
@ZanyJoe
@hey_alyx all my favey faves
Schrödinger's cat
@ZanyJoe
The Cranberries
The 90's band that made too many coloured girls think it would work out with their white berk
The 90's band that made too many coloured girls think it would work out with their white berk
Retweet of status by @So_Sinzable
Schrödinger's cat
@ZanyJoe
I'm boycotting #TheJungleBook because this is the 2nd movie about an Indian boy with wild hair & a CGI tiger I wasn't even considered for
Retweet of status by @MibHatesUsAll
Schrödinger's cat
@ZanyJoe
I have wedding FOMO. I have stable job FOMO. I have normal functioning adult FOMO
Schrödinger's cat
@ZanyJoe
I just need someone to take care of me during this fragile season. I'll pay you back in kind
Retweet of status by @Msomifaya
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Schrödinger's cat
@ZanyJoe
Me: I like nice things and want someone to nice things with
Person: hi pick me
Also me: you're not the target audience
Person: hi pick me
Also me: you're not the target audience
Retweet of status by @BooksBakesBio
Schrödinger's cat
@ZanyJoe
0x3=0 my boy twitter.com/louisxiii_/sta…
Retweet of status by @onIinebore
Schrödinger's cat
@ZanyJoe
Schrödinger's cat
@ZanyJoe
*My dad watching reruns of Ugly Betty*
Dad: Even Ugly Betty can get a boyfriend but you can't.
Dad: Even Ugly Betty can get a boyfriend but you can't.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
