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Zoltan® 🏴☠️ 5FDP
@ZoltanBathory
All jokes involving people or animals should be banned by 2020. Okay. So 3 pebbles walk into the bar... Fu€k you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
03 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote All jokes involving people or animals should be banned by 2020. Okay. So 3 pebbles walk into the bar... 👉 Fu€k you… https://t.co/i3E7TIzedz
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Zoltan® 🏴☠️ 5FDP
@ZoltanBathory
Came to the GYM and found out that #Instagram is down it’s empty ‘cause everyone went home... I guess the workout… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
13 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Came to the GYM and found out that #Instagram is down 🤣 it’s empty ‘cause everyone went home... I guess the workout… https://t.co/5TflpcRmUJ
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Zoltan® 🏴☠️ 5FDP
@ZoltanBathory
The News:
05 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 📺 The News: 🤦♂️
Zoltan® 🏴☠️ 5FDP
@ZoltanBathory
Another #10YearChallenge then and now @MetalHammer @ZoltanBathory and @ZakkWyldeBLS pic.twitter.com/J4LSbjqbcY
03 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Another #10YearChallenge 👉 then and now 👉 @MetalHammer 👉 @ZoltanBathory and @ZakkWyldeBLS 🤘🤘🤘🤘 https://t.co/J4LSbjqbcY
Zoltan® 🏴☠️ 5FDP
@ZoltanBathory
Is there a Scottish - English translator ? I even had a Scottish tour manager for a couple of years. We talked… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
19 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Is there a Scottish - English translator 📟 ? 😳 I even had a Scottish tour manager for a couple of years. We talked… https://t.co/VS3qvQQfH0
Zoltan® 🏴☠️ 5FDP
@ZoltanBathory
When you call the cops on these
a$$holes and they turn out to be beach umbrellas pic.twitter.com/DagsjqTeX3
a$$holes and they turn out to be beach umbrellas pic.twitter.com/DagsjqTeX3
05 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you call the cops on these
a$$holes and they turn out to be beach umbrellas 🏖 https://t.co/DagsjqTeX3
Zoltan Bathory
@ZoltanBathory
And Reason #3 ( of The 3 possible reasons) why I’m not getting anything for #Christmas :
pic.twitter.com/Tmv5JwCr4f
pic.twitter.com/Tmv5JwCr4f
25 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote And Reason #3 ( of The 3 possible reasons) why I’m not getting anything for #Christmas 😈😈😈:
🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/Tmv5JwCr4f
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Zoltan Bathory
@ZoltanBathory
Caption this... pic.twitter.com/znKQeKdbdT
10 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Caption this... 🤣 https://t.co/znKQeKdbdT
Zoltan Bathory
@ZoltanBathory
When they say ‘Rock is Dead’ - and then the Death Punch Fans Show Up... pic.twitter.com/IyoYfRgHtK
24 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When they say ‘Rock is Dead’ - and then the Death Punch Fans Show Up... ✊✊✊✊✊✊ https://t.co/IyoYfRgHtK
Zoltan Bathory
@ZoltanBathory
When the baby wouldn’t shut up in row 3 for the whole flight and the pilot finally had enough (()) pic.twitter.com/7HgMr3dOnf
08 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When the baby wouldn’t shut up in row 3 for the whole flight and the pilot finally had enough ((👨🏻✈️)) https://t.co/7HgMr3dOnf
Zoltan Bathory
@ZoltanBathory
My favorite twitter feature is the block button I fire from the hip
17 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My favorite twitter feature is the block button 🤣 I fire from the hip
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊