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@_AlexisLongoria
I can’t stand you dumb bitches who are up your boyfriend’s assholes, pathetic
26 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I can’t stand you dumb bitches who are up your boyfriend’s assholes, pathetic 😂
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mamí
@_AlexisLongoria
Forget Siracha ketchup, where’s the Louisiana Hot Sauce ketchup? Cause mixing the two is sex in my mouth
10 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Forget Siracha ketchup, where’s the Louisiana Hot Sauce ketchup? Cause mixing the two is sex in my mouth 😩
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@_AlexisLongoria
I hate slow sex mf if you don’t knock the Mario coins out this pussy
Retweet of status by @kristiinnn__
04 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I hate slow sex 🙄 mf if you don’t knock the Mario coins out this pussy
mamí
@_AlexisLongoria
Im trynna spoil someone son he just need to act right.
Retweet of status by @Brittani_6
04 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Im trynna spoil someone son 😪 he just need to act right.
mamí
@_AlexisLongoria
....... *unzips lips* ijustthinkitsfunnythatyallareallabunchofhypocrites
Retweet of status by @aliciaarenaeee
06 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🤐🤐....... *unzips lips* ijustthinkitsfunnythatyallareallabunchofhypocrites
mamí
@_AlexisLongoria
People think I’m just suppose to forget how they use to treat me back in the day betta wake tf up forgive but never forget
Retweet of status by @yung_scene66
27 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote People think I’m just suppose to forget how they use to treat me back in the day 💀 betta wake tf up 🤣 forgive but never forget 💆🏾♂️
mamí
@_AlexisLongoria
Im that person who only ever replies to the last text sent no matter what it might be
Retweet of status by @vibrantics
14 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Im that person who only ever replies to the last text sent no matter what it might be 😂
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@_AlexisLongoria
Don’t ever call me a bitch unless you’re one of my bitches saying “Biiiiitttccchhhh...” about to tell me some tea.
30 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don’t ever call me a bitch unless you’re one of my bitches saying “Biiiiitttccchhhh...” about to tell me some tea. 😒
mamí
@_AlexisLongoria
If someone what’s to leave your life. LET. THEM. GO. No need to keep people in your life who don’t truly want to to be there
Retweet of status by @giannagordy
31 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If someone what’s to leave your life. LET. THEM. GO. No need to keep people in your life who don’t truly want to to be there 🤷🏻♀️
mamí
@_AlexisLongoria
y’all not sexy y’all turn me
Retweet of status by @oysternachos
22 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote y’all not sexy y’all turn me 📴📴📴📴📴📴📴📴📴📴📴📴📴📴
mamí
@_AlexisLongoria
You never realize there’s a snake in your yard until someone cuts the grass for you.
Retweet of status by @bigdaddycierra
01 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You never realize there’s a snake in your yard until someone cuts the grass for you. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊