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Lord Taco
@_BrightSon
Or if he don't don't ask you on a day date, he just want the kitty twitter.com/bigsmkylonewolβ¦
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Lord Taco
@_BrightSon
John Terry's Mum should have played for Chelsea Ladies as a goalkeeper. Seems like she knows how to keep a clean sheet #JohnTerrysMum
Retweet of status by @KayleighFox1
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Lord Taco
@_BrightSon
Ahhhhh shit!!! @OfficialBHAFC are promoted to the prem!!!!! Why the fuck could you do it when I lived there? I'm still coming to the party
Lord Taco
@_BrightSon
I'm done pic.twitter.com/fcWcExBta9
Retweet of status by @DanielOnePiece
Lord Taco
@_BrightSon
Fair play, Arsene! pic.twitter.com/l8Ymvvzmmp
Retweet of status by @empireofthekop
Lord Taco
@_BrightSon
Can you even take someone serious after you watch them piss on their house floor and then slip in said piss?
Lord Taco
@_BrightSon
I feel like this Gio kid has been on every @itv2 show going #IBIZAWEEKENDER #Veteran
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Lord Taco
@_BrightSon
Day 7: Styling
Profiling
Adebayor-fighting
Princess-bagging
Cab-shagging
Wheelin', dealin' son of a gun pic.twitter.com/KVSYhYpFr0
Profiling
Adebayor-fighting
Princess-bagging
Cab-shagging
Wheelin', dealin' son of a gun pic.twitter.com/KVSYhYpFr0
Retweet of status by @AFCBanterEra
Lord Taco
@_BrightSon
When you spend three minutes crafting a text and they just reply 'k'. pic.twitter.com/VBGuAMfJzf
Taco
@_BrightSon
Man's dad try come back on the scene yana darg!! Had to tell man fi dip #Fifa17 #TheJourney
Taco
@_BrightSon
If that guy you're now fucking got you by sliding in your dms, that was my doing and you're welcome
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
