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clemen luther king
@_Clemm
I can’t lie I want twins or triplets so bad
06 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I can’t lie I want twins or triplets so bad 😭
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clemen luther king
@_Clemm
I just wanna Uzi’s forehead
05 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I just wanna 👌🏾 Uzi’s forehead
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Q chi
@_Clemm
Coochie hair really does grow back in the blink of an .. not even 1 hour after shaving & it already looks like the braille alphabet
31 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Coochie hair really does grow back in the blink of an 👁.. not even 1 hour after shaving & it already looks like the braille alphabet
clemmy t
@_Clemm
Me muting + blocking ppl & brands who rely on black outrage to drive sales + maintain relevancy
16 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me 🤝 muting + blocking ppl & brands who rely on black outrage to drive sales + maintain relevancy
clemmy t
@_Clemm
Idk who needs to hear this but macaroons very much taste like shit
29 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Idk who needs to hear this but macaroons very much taste like shit 🖤
c🍋☕️na
@_Clemm
reading everyone else’s “just got my CERB money” tweets and waiting for my f***ing turn pic.twitter.com/UO36sarutZ
08 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote reading everyone else’s “just got my CERB money😌💅🏾” tweets and waiting for my f***ing turn https://t.co/UO36sarutZ
quarantina
@_Clemm
Controlla *ends*
Me: DIS IS DI SUMMA SUMMA CONTROLLADRRRRRRAKE FROM CANADABEENIE MAN FROM JAMAICADAH ONE YA… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Me: DIS IS DI SUMMA SUMMA CONTROLLADRRRRRRAKE FROM CANADABEENIE MAN FROM JAMAICADAH ONE YA… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
30 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Controlla *ends*
Me: DIS IS DI SUMMA SUMMA CONTROLLA‼️DRRRRRRAKE FROM CANADA‼️BEENIE MAN FROM JAMAICA‼️DAH ONE YA… https://t.co/2fwzzbSFTd
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c🍋☕️na
@_Clemm
if i spend the night & you don’t eat my coochie i’m peeing in the bed
Retweet of status by @tiffany_lenice
20 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote if i spend the night & you don’t eat my coochie i’m peeing in the bed 😭
c🍋☕️na
@_Clemm
Do you know how much I hate taking the bus almost as much as I hate math almost as much as I hate white men
24 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Do you know how much I hate taking the bus 😭😭😭 almost as much as I hate math😭😭😭😭 almost as much as I hate white men 😭😭😭
c🍋☕️na
@_Clemm
Changed my Siri voice to a male British man but he don’t sound like the niggas from Top Boy
19 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Changed my Siri voice to a male British man but he don’t sound like the niggas from Top Boy 😠
clemmy t
@_Clemm
My new favourite punishment. Do know that I was shaking from the struggle of controlling my poker face and not la… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
20 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My new favourite punishment. 😂 Do know that I was shaking from the struggle of controlling my poker face and not la… https://t.co/pw4NIoUwsw
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊