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Morpheus Lefoko
@_Dibobo
When you washing dishes and you realize that you haven't opened the water, you've filled the sink with your tears
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Morpheus Lefoko
@_Dibobo
Don't underestimate a man's ability to hurt you by responding with a 'Ok, it's all good I understand' after a sending him a paragraph.
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Morpheus Lefoko
@_Dibobo
Some nigga twitpicd his gf and some dude dropped a "as long as you're happy man" on that tweet. Nirude mahn.
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Morpheus Lefoko
@_Dibobo
Dating a "twitter fingers" must be a pain.
After every disagreement you already know o tlo botsa TL taba tsa lona pic.twitter.com/b78nIN24xS
After every disagreement you already know o tlo botsa TL taba tsa lona pic.twitter.com/b78nIN24xS
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Morpheus Lefoko
@_Dibobo
Tswana guys can get away with cheating because they share names with girls.
"Baby ke mang Lebohang?! "
"ke grootman yaka"
"Oh"
"Baby ke mang Lebohang?! "
"ke grootman yaka"
"Oh"
Retweet of status by @Thuto_xBox_LFC
Morpheus Lefoko
@_Dibobo
Abelungu must donate to Mandozas hospital bill...He gave them Nkalakatha don't act like you ain't lose your morals to Nkalakatha Frikkie
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Morpheus Lefoko
@_Dibobo
So when we give our GFs money it's called "spending on them" but when they do, they're "helping us". pic.twitter.com/xhkW4MXGy7
Retweet of status by @Romeo_Masango
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Morpheus Lefoko
@_Dibobo
Mine was Get On Up. Chadwick Boseman as James Brown twitter.com/_Dibobo/statusβ¦
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Morpheus Lefoko
@_Dibobo
Imagine thinking you're entitled to me giving you a wedding ring just because we were together for a specific time frame
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Morpheus Lefoko
@_Dibobo
Girls on contraceptives get mad when you don't cum inside them
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Morpheus Lefoko
@_Dibobo
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
