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_GregKuhn
@_GregKuhn
"For about a month my urine smelled like marshmallows"
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_GregKuhn
@_GregKuhn
So many possibilities for tonight
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_GregKuhn
@_GregKuhn
It's like the first day of the week and I'm already done with this shit
_GregKuhn
@_GregKuhn
I'm Ron Burgundy?
_GregKuhn
@_GregKuhn
I've pretty much moved past the whole "what music do you listen to?" thing because no girls listen to what I listen to so why bother
_GregKuhn
@_GregKuhn
@aliisattwit so she actually said something nice about you? What in the bloody hell
_GregKuhn
@_GregKuhn
I want my kids to be able to tell me stuff and come to me for advice unafraid of judgement
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
