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Malcolm
@_ISlapFatHoes
โ@RalphScottie: - I swear every black persons car has an R.Kelly "Chocolate Factory" CD.โ
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Twerk 4 Malcolm
@_ISlapFatHoes
Left my house so late and still made it to work on time
Twerk 4 Malcolm
@_ISlapFatHoes
It's always the people that you love the most, that hurts you.
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Twerk 4 Malcolm
@_ISlapFatHoes
@LiyahB eww why you wanna know? Why you so obsessed with me?
Twerk 4 Malcolm
@_ISlapFatHoes
Patiently waiting pic.twitter.com/CVmQjrYpq9
Twerk 4 Malcolm
@_ISlapFatHoes
@HelloROSE_ lemme call the bowling alley and see if they'll give me my job back
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Twerk 4 Malcolm
@_ISlapFatHoes
The bitch slap method is the best way to solve any marital issues
Twerk 4 Malcolm
@_ISlapFatHoes
Fix it Jesus. I can't stop saying this man.
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Twerk 4 Malcolm
@_ISlapFatHoes
I can't wait to get off and I ain't even go in yet
Twerk 4 Malcolm
@_ISlapFatHoes
She don't speak no Spanish but she call me papi
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
