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@_KevinPortillo
lol @_KevinPortillo for running up to the gate at work acting like its fight club when emergency sirens start sounding telling us to GTFO
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Kevin Portillo
@_KevinPortillo
@Orhanello aight player sounds good !!
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Kevin Portillo
@_KevinPortillo
It is too nice outside for me to be at work
KEV//BOT
@_KevinPortillo
I can't go a day without going to bruegger'$ bagel$ to get me a cinnamon bagel with $trawberry cream
Peter Parker
@_KevinPortillo
If anybody can get me a vinyl of Where the Light Is: John Mayer Live in Los Angeles I'll be the happiest person alive
Peter Parker
@_KevinPortillo
Mosquito bites all over my feet
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Peter Parker
@_KevinPortillo
Fuck you cub foods for sending me to 3 FUCKING locations
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Peter Parker
@_KevinPortillo
I'd be really happy if @_KevinPortillo brought me a chocolate cake to mi casa #mmm
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Kevin Portillo
@_KevinPortillo
RT @MuffinTopMexi: ... http://t.co/2PguYtDesN
Kevin Portillo
@_KevinPortillo
Today was too clutch
Kevin Portillo
@_KevinPortillo
Teaching my mom how to use the iPhone is frustrating
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
