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Kainene
@_Laone_
Sold ten Kween Krowns already. You guys are amazing
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Kainene
@_Laone_
#HEATWAVE TIPS:
AVOID
Alcohol
Coffee/Tea
Spicy food
HAVE
Cold showers
PROTECT
Young children
The elderly
Chronically ill
Pets
AVOID
Alcohol
Coffee/Tea
Spicy food
HAVE
Cold showers
PROTECT
Young children
The elderly
Chronically ill
Pets
Retweet of status by @tWeatherSA
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Kainene
@_Laone_
A female bestie could [potentially] be your greatest ally but you're busy thinking she wants him
Retweet of status by @IamSamtastik
Kainene
@_Laone_
"HI, my name is Arthur"
"Mnike?"
"No, wtf, I said Arthur"
"Oh, Mofukate?"
"Ar-th-ur"
"Nvm, I'll just call you 999" twitter.com/spoonkz/statusโฆ
"Mnike?"
"No, wtf, I said Arthur"
"Oh, Mofukate?"
"Ar-th-ur"
"Nvm, I'll just call you 999" twitter.com/spoonkz/statusโฆ
Retweet of status by @McFrankoSA
Kainene
@_Laone_
When a promiscuous man marries: "She made him finally settle down "
When a promiscuous woman does: "Can't turn a hoe into a housewife"
When a promiscuous woman does: "Can't turn a hoe into a housewife"
Retweet of status by @BongoMuffing
Kainene
@_Laone_
Relationship status: Looking for cats to adopt.
Retweet of status by @Champ_Payne
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Kainene
@_Laone_
If you are trying to impress me be on time, assemblief
Kainene
@_Laone_
Boys and playing fake superhero to girls in toxic relationships she leaves her trash boyfriend just for you to do the same rubbish too
Retweet of status by @NadiaSylvester
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
