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@_MelGoose
Hate getting my oil changed they always inspect my whole car. Telling me I need this & that. Nigga NO I came for the standard oil change
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M.Goose
@_MelGoose
I just want to skip to the part in life where I come home to my man, pour a glass of wine, and binge watch our favorite tv show together
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M.Goose
@_MelGoose
Y'all we're coming up on the 4th week of school tomorrow
M.Goose
@_MelGoose
It took 27 minutes & searching 4 lots to find a parking spot @UT_Problems
M.Goose
@_MelGoose
I don't feel bad for Eniko Hart at all. If he cheats with you he'll cheat on you
Retweet of status by @Loveijonte
M.Goose
@_MelGoose
Aye S/o to all the Virgos. I mess with y'all
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M.Goose
@_MelGoose
Tall girls is where it's at
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@_MelGoose
*snaps twitter.com/_melgoose/statβ¦
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M.Goose
@_MelGoose
Attention BG students and UT the boys and girls club is hiring for several positions.
Retweet of status by @smittyliciouss
M.Goose
@_MelGoose
Virgos bout to take over
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M.Goose
@_MelGoose
I'm so complex sometimes I frustrate myself
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
