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Short & Sassy β¨
@_MidwesternSass
lowkey about to shit my pants.
am meeting a boy tonight.
we're going bowling.
lowkey hate bowling.
hopefully it goes well tho!
am meeting a boy tonight.
we're going bowling.
lowkey hate bowling.
hopefully it goes well tho!
03 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote lowkey about to shit my pants.
am meeting a boy tonight.
we're going bowling.
lowkey hate bowling. π
hopefully it goes well tho!
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Short & Sassy β¨
@_MidwesternSass
Guess who doesn't care about Coachella?
Retweet of status by @sixguncin
17 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Guess who doesn't care about Coachella? πππ
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Short & Sassy β¨
@_MidwesternSass
Everyone's talking about drama but I don't see any
Retweet of status by @Kansas_Dip_King
15 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Everyone's talking about drama but I don't see anyππΌππΌππΌππΌ
Short & Sassy β¨
@_MidwesternSass
Everytime I see a tweet about someone wanting to be called daddy or master I feel like throwing up a little in my mouth
Retweet of status by @Beanie_Les
09 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Everytime I see a tweet about someone wanting to be called daddy or master I feel like throwing up a little in my mouth π·π
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Short & Sassy β¨
@_MidwesternSass
It's weird to see all of the police officers getting killed while on duty, but you never really think of it happening in your hometown
Retweet of status by @hoosierbyheart
21 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's weird to see all of the police officers getting killed while on duty, but you never really think of it happening in your hometown π
Short & Sassy β¨
@_MidwesternSass
08 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The stereotype that New Englanders say wicked & cuss a lot is entirely accurate. π
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Short & Sassy β¨
@_MidwesternSass
Sorry... Missed the part where I'm suppose to give a fuck.
Retweet of status by @OH_FF_EMT
06 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sorry... Missed the part where I'm suppose to give a fuck.π
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Short & Sassy β¨
@_MidwesternSass
Who has heart shaped pizzas? asking for a friend
14 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Who has heart shaped pizzas? π asking for a friend
Short & Sassy β¨
@_MidwesternSass
So pumped to spend Valentine's Day alone, again
Retweet of status by @HeyImGayyyyy
06 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So pumped to spend Valentine's Day alone, again π
Midwest Pats Fan
@_MidwesternSass
ok but actually am tired of guys. I'm more than meets the eye
Retweet of status by @livelovetexsass
18 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ok but actually am tired of guys. I'm more than meets the eye π
Midwest Pats Fan
@_MidwesternSass
chubby bearded men are life.
Retweet of status by @hannahdianeeee
16 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote chubby bearded men are life. π©π
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ