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sam
@_Mike_Honcho69
It never rains, but when it does my bike is outside instagram.com/p/rNtYDpFlVf/
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sam
@_Mike_Honcho69
Not sure if I used the dog shampoo or the Dove shampoo. My hair smells bomb though
sam
@_Mike_Honcho69
"He's already pulled over! He can't pull over any further!!"
sam
@_Mike_Honcho69
I wanna go watch the conjuring tonight. Who wants to be my date? No one? Okay
sam
@_Mike_Honcho69
RT @Juuliooo_: โ@LuissyWeezy: Moms gone to Laughlin.โ party at your house after work!!!!
sam
@_Mike_Honcho69
@ceewees le voy a partir el hocico
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sam
@_Mike_Honcho69
I still owe @MexicanMcLovin_ a car wash. There's barf all over the back of his car
sam
@_Mike_Honcho69
For some reason, I keep waking up
At fucking 3 AM, just like when I was in high school
At fucking 3 AM, just like when I was in high school
sam
@_Mike_Honcho69
You know you're getting old when you have to look for a ring before approaching a woman
sam
@_Mike_Honcho69
@ceewees who zoey? I had you pinned on the ground
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
