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Ash πΊ
@_Ninji
every time I try to type :v in Telegram, the new emoji thingy autocompletes it to :vertical_traffic_light: and honestly is not Relatable
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Ash πΊ
@_Ninji
all the essentials for good sex:
condoms
lube
condoms with extra lube
tictacs
sexual performance supplemeβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
condoms
lube
condoms with extra lube
tictacs
sexual performance supplemeβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
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Ash πΊ
@_Ninji
better emoji movies than the emoji movie:
β’ the Never Gonna Give You Up music video, but with overlaid on Rick Astleyβs face
β’ the Never Gonna Give You Up music video, but with overlaid on Rick Astleyβs face
Ash πΊ
@_Ninji
todayβs life-changing experience: sang Wonderwall on karaoke with @henriwatson
Ash πΊ
@_Ninji
meet me at Pleasureland, Gayfield in the next 30 seconds pic.twitter.com/cbhG2poQIm
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Ash πΊ
@_Ninji
not sure how mark zuckerbergβs wild decision to rename Facebook to Like will work out, but I wish him luck pic.twitter.com/4NpAOlKFRW
Ash πΊ
@_Ninji
Local dog boards train to Edinburgh pic.twitter.com/HMTk4TgMxK
Ash πΊ
@_Ninji
I found the three genders: mens, kids and home pic.twitter.com/fKjo7tPdJN
Ash πΊ
@_Ninji
Chinese Buff. Eat as much as you. pic.twitter.com/IePdjjOKch
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
