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Paigeyโ
@_Paige_Wells
Mom hung up on dad, he called and said "bad connection?" She said. "No, I hit the off button."
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Paigeyโ
@_Paige_Wells
My bed has never felt this comfortable
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Paigeyโ
@_Paige_Wells
Had a dream I jumped off a building
Paigeyโ
@_Paige_Wells
when i see a couple and i know one of them isnt loyal pic.twitter.com/rjr0Lc8ZLz
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Paigeyโ
@_Paige_Wells
Surgery this morning
Paigeyโ
@_Paige_Wells
โ@_VodkaThoughts_: I need a munchkin kitten! pic.twitter.com/5Xb7OgDIlrโ SOMEBODY PLEASE
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Paigeyโ
@_Paige_Wells
I just don't want another shot
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
