iEmoji Feeds @Captain Apathy (_WheresMyVodka)
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Captain Apathy
@_WheresMyVodka
Me: my stomach hurt
Me: eats more even though im being stabbed a million times in stomach
Me: eats more even though im being stabbed a million times in stomach
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Captain Apathy
@_WheresMyVodka
I passed out on the couch last night and got carried to bed this morning
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Meat Train
@_WheresMyVodka
All my friends are gone
Meat Train
@_WheresMyVodka
Happy BDay pic.twitter.com/mWVU41IJxS
Retweet of status by @KirkHammett
The Rain
@_WheresMyVodka
when you can't even sleep cause you're so anxious
Draegs
@_WheresMyVodka
As we travel the way of life, my love for you grows stronger every day, may your bday shimmer with all the colors you dream! @thevinceneil
Retweet of status by @rainhannah_
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Miss World
@_WheresMyVodka
"@laughpraylove3: My 12 year old brother's best friend asking out his current girlfriend. #MakeThisViral pic.twitter.com/P3tDI7VUZ7"
Miss World
@_WheresMyVodka
I'm glad I'm not you
Miss World
@_WheresMyVodka
Anxiety all day
Miss World
@_WheresMyVodka
i love this emoji
she's just like DUH bitch
lol i don't give a fuck
you're ugly
whatcha gonna do about it
whatever bitch
she's just like DUH bitch
lol i don't give a fuck
you're ugly
whatcha gonna do about it
whatever bitch
Retweet of status by @AIanHangover
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
