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samanthaπβοΈ
@__samhoffman
i baby barfed & sam pissed herself tonight
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samanthaπβοΈ
@__samhoffman
sam: wanna go get food after this?
me: like what ??
sam: okay nevermind fat bitch
what! @__samhoffman
me: like what ??
sam: okay nevermind fat bitch
what! @__samhoffman
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samanthaπβοΈ
@__samhoffman
Our school should have a reality tv show
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samanthaπβοΈ
@__samhoffman
When you think you fixed it but she still hurt pic.twitter.com/4PCzQjn3xT
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samanthaπβοΈ
@__samhoffman
Meg is the greatest person I know & she deserves the best.Someone step up to the plate & make her as happy as she deserves!!@Meggszymanski
samanthaπβοΈ
@__samhoffman
I sent a 4 second snap with a huge paragraph in our group chat and sam goes βbitch I canβt fucking read thatβ @__samhoffman
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samanthaπβοΈ
@__samhoffman
βIβm a big fucking biscuit but that bitch is fatβ - @ianharrison__
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samanthaπβοΈ
@__samhoffman
βIβm almost done, I have 360 words and I need 1,000β @__samhoffman
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samanthaπβοΈ
@__samhoffman
βAmerican cheese slices literally taste how elephants smellβ - @abby_ruth3
samanthaπβοΈ
@__samhoffman
happy for all my friends that made court #ianalltheway
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samanthaπβοΈ
@__samhoffman
Boy advice from anna @annakoeppl pic.twitter.com/MFTnkZd6al
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
