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Alexandra Goldstein
@_alexandragold_
I feel like the greatest description of my personality is that I start each day with 7 AM yoga and a casual four-shot americano
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Alexandra Goldstein
@_alexandragold_
What kind of sad sissy man would rather "fuck" a woman than fire a gun? #TrumpPence2016
Retweet of status by @robdelaney
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Alexandra Goldstein
@_alexandragold_
Don't know whether I should apologize to or expect thanks from the LIRR-ers who ride in @MelanieRainone's and my car each Monday
Alexandra Goldstein
@_alexandragold_
You're really not "home" in the 412 until the "we save you a LOOOOOT of money" commercial plays twice in one commercial break
Alexandra Goldstein
@_alexandragold_
Just walked past someone wearing an Ed Hardy hat
I guess finals week has gotten the best of us all
I guess finals week has gotten the best of us all
Alexandra Goldstein
@_alexandragold_
I could have used a video of myself walking to class through today's rain and wind and used it as an Amazing Race audition tape!! #regret
Alexandra Goldstein
@_alexandragold_
Moment of silence to commemorate all the socks lost in the world's communal dryers #GoneButNotForgotten
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Alexandra Goldstein
@_alexandragold_
An astrology lesson amongst roommates (ft. My humor, which was just ranked the worst on Earth) pic.twitter.com/dd5D9fT4zA
Alexandra Goldstein
@_alexandragold_
Loghic Update #2: Mixtape Lyrics Edition:
"I used to be in love and I thought I was the shit, 'Til I fell head-first in a bottomless pit."
"I used to be in love and I thought I was the shit, 'Til I fell head-first in a bottomless pit."
Alexandra Goldstein
@_alexandragold_
Knowing that I have leftover Chinese in the fridge is what allows me to wake up at 6 AM
Alexandra Goldstein
@_alexandragold_
@thatsaidan I WANT TO THIIIIIIIIIIS MUCH
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
