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alex
@_alexstephen
I just paid $12 for "the greatest falafel in NYC" and you know what???? it's got absolutely NOTHING on Falafel King
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alex
@_alexstephen
this week's eliminated queen is an actual angel but still, always and forever #TeamKatya
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alex
@_alexstephen
just spent 10 mins lying on the kitchen floor smelling a loaf of cheese bread. cravings have been a struggle this week, but >
alex
@_alexstephen
so, so proud of my best pal Finley for winning the award for being the best all-round class member in his final school year!!
alex
@_alexstephen
ur girl caught a Horsea on the coffee machine at work today
alex
@_alexstephen
#UKBreakUpSongs Don't EU Forget About Me
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alex
@_alexstephen
my fav real human woman and the sweatiest person in show business is in Bristol 2 days before my bday n so am I
alex
@_alexstephen
no offence but me and @Sophie_glittle have just made the best (100% vegan) brownies that the world has ever seen
alex
@_alexstephen
ya gurl's just officially finished first year
alex
@_alexstephen
(realistically in emoji terms, being paid is more like #minimumwageprobz)
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
