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alextbh
@_alextbh
my neighbour is giving her husband a haircut on the patio and theyβre the cutest elderly couple ever
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alextbh
@_alextbh
name an icon or a celebrity that has as much longevity as Jesus Christ
alextbh
@_alextbh
Hello my party SLUTs itβs time to SUCC 's big fat COCK . Get ready to shove some fireworks β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
alextbh
@_alextbh
someone said Trumpβs drag name is Anita Recount
alextbh
@_alextbh
did a dance video.. who wants to see it? serving u bi vers energy big time
alextbh
@_alextbh
im eating in din tai fung and they played that xue hua piao piao song
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alextbh
@_alextbh
Everybody say thank you @_alextbh π€ open.spotify.com/album/5wSaWEn5β¦
alextbh
@_alextbh
damn the notes, chords and inflections in ungodly hour.. itβs so unique
alextbh
@_alextbh
damn i was feeling perfectly fine until today.. havenβt felt this sad
alextbh
@_alextbh
yall spend more energy on a band that spreads anti-lgbt message than you do with actual local lgbt artists
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
