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ashley 🥴
@_ashleycolee
It’s engagement season
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ashley 🥴
@_ashleycolee
NOT MY HUSBAND OFFERING TO GET A VASECTOMY SO I DIDNT HAVE TO BE ON BIRTH CONTROL ANYMORE
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ashley 🥴
@_ashleycolee
First the wind came for Gavin Lux, then the sun
An earthquake next? pic.twitter.com/evX0SH0Niv
An earthquake next? pic.twitter.com/evX0SH0Niv
ashley 🥴
@_ashleycolee
Ain’t no way bro pic.twitter.com/iVxfUUz8kx
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ashley 🥴
@_ashleycolee
Princess Diana been dead for twenty years and still the star of the show
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ashley 🥴
@_ashleycolee
No wonder it’s cold, y’all left the fridge open... pic.twitter.com/fz7XpS78xy
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ashley 🥴
@_ashleycolee
I see that Zillow is trending and I’m comforted in knowing that I’m not the only one who wastes 2+ hours looking at homes.
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ashley 🥴
@_ashleycolee
To all the Lakers fans out there don’t let this game ruin your Christmas
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ashley 🥴
@_ashleycolee
My friends are always late. They’d probably be late to their own funeral
ashley 🥴
@_ashleycolee
Tired of my landlord depending on my rent NIGGA get a job
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
