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butterknife bandit
@_dallas_sallad_
Me: *boils an egg*
Also me: *eats the egg*
Also me: *eats the egg*
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butterknife bandit
@_dallas_sallad_
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butterknife bandit
@_dallas_sallad_
Pete Davidson spotted with the Oy, Mista! You me dad? Doll pic.twitter.com/NnHfkbyrGv
Retweet of status by @CrylieJenner
hard luck woman
@_dallas_sallad_
Who am I to disagree? twitter.com/emobot9000/staโฆ
Retweet of status by @whynoturanus
smol meaatbol
@_dallas_sallad_
ARIES pic.twitter.com/kHpbuVUNyg
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โจ๐ฎstrega๐ฎโจ
@_dallas_sallad_
I walk around minding my own biz just to have my ass and hips knock over everything in sight
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ultraviolence
@_dallas_sallad_
โฆโฆ.. whew. ๐ฅฒ pic.twitter.com/fS3aHZggNP
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
