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DarC
@_dissyvop
Seriously considering driving to marshalltown just for some El Portal
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DarC
@_dissyvop
A UNI cop gave me a ticket for forgetting to put my registration sticker on my license plate
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DarC
@_dissyvop
Free food taste so much better than food you paid for
DarC
@_dissyvop
Just realized how long my snap story is and I am only partially sorry
DarC
@_dissyvop
if you call in a party you are honestly a piece of shit
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DarC
@_dissyvop
@SelenaSinclair4 Why you so cute
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DarC
@_dissyvop
Females are crazy dawg
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DarC
@_dissyvop
Cute boy: "what's up?"
Me: *awkward smile with slight nod*
Apparently I need to work on my social skills
Me: *awkward smile with slight nod*
Apparently I need to work on my social skills
DarC
@_dissyvop
"Drunk me really hates myself "
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DarC
@_dissyvop
Someone buy me Halloween edition VS stuff pls pic.twitter.com/C4bMHwkoDh
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
