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@_itsomo
I came into work at 6:30am and itβs amazing how productive I am when no one is around.
Retweet of status by @denvercoder
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@_itsomo
You don't eat ass, but you eat bread & indomie...what's the difference?
Retweet of status by @Alex_Houseof308
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@_itsomo
Cardi B and Offset break up. Aunty Nikki must be smiling in her closet. But ASUU is still on strike
Retweet of status by @OgbeniDipo
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@_itsomo
I was going to pick her up for our 3rd Anniversary date, but she one-upped me you never cease to amaze me. Happyβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @Elviss_lo
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@_itsomo
People are angry o, how can you do this to DJ Cuppy pic.twitter.com/yGNwCCI6R0
Retweet of status by @FunmiKolz
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@_itsomo
If you are a guy and you are crying because a girl broke up with you, my brother you are not a fool, you are a big fooool.
Retweet of status by @iamsteveolaa
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@_itsomo
So BMW replied pic.twitter.com/01dW4m1AI7
Retweet of status by @theLamzyy
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@_itsomo
I prefer my relationship to spoil than my street transformer pic.twitter.com/fGPZuR5b3F
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@_itsomo
When everyone is talking about kneeling but you can't relate cos you're chronically single. Like who'll rush me? β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @trending_medic
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@_itsomo
Relationships are like farts, if you have to force it, it'll probably be shit
Retweet of status by @Badass_nigerian
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@_itsomo
You insult yahoo boys online but sleep with them offline
Retweet of status by @Ms_Meharley
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
