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jaqueline
@_jackie4
Why did I get a bf before the holidays? Meeting families is not my thing
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jaqueline
@_jackie4
Lol. Even in my dreams I have body image issues.
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jaqueline
@_jackie4
I’ve been with my brother for the past 4 hours and I’ve already bought 2 different concert tickets in that span
jaqueline
@_jackie4
“Do you believe in the after life?”
“I believe in the after party, baby”
“I believe in the after party, baby”
jaqueline
@_jackie4
How can I have my tear ducts removed?
Asking for a friend....
Asking for a friend....
Retweet of status by @Chapis_562
jaqueline
@_jackie4
My bed is against the wall and I was so close to it that I sneezed and hit my head against the wall
jaqueline
@_jackie4
I love when we’re drunk and people go “I don’t have you on Snapchat”. That’s how I get all my new followers
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jaqueline
@_jackie4
And there it goes
jaqueline
@_jackie4
I miss the days when you could quote a tweet and change what they originally said in them
jaqueline
@_jackie4
Why can I picture Billy Eichner screaming in his role like in Parks&Rec? twitter.com/disney/status/…
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
