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Jessica Collins
@_jessicacollins
I get so nervous every time my sister texts me because it could be that text she's going into labor hurry up little girl
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Jessica Collins
@_jessicacollins
They are still texting me as my sister pic.twitter.com/SrKZHdvMzw
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Jessica Collins
@_jessicacollins
Last night I had a shot of fireball, patron, a 4 horseman, multiple bombs all while drinking vodka crans & somehow I didn't vom
Jessica Collins
@_jessicacollins
I didn't vom but I did black the fuck out
Jessica Collins
@_jessicacollins
Jessica Collins
@_jessicacollins
RT @ashlyn_ory: My bed is heaven right now
Jessica Collins
@_jessicacollins
This boy came up to me last night and was like oh shitt Katie Collins what up, totally played it off it's fine
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Jessica Collins
@_jessicacollins
Happy Friday the 13th
Jessica Collins
@_jessicacollins
I can only handle so much Christmas music in one day
Jessica Collins
@_jessicacollins
Still drunk Sundays at work
Jessica Collins
@_jessicacollins
Finally got to sleep in today for once in my life
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
