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jennifer.
@_jnnfr_
Anyway, my uncle handmade wands for my entire family, so you know we're gonna have a good time regardless
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jennifer.
@_jnnfr_
me talking about myself:
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me talking about Game of Thrones:
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me talking about Game of Thrones:
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jennifer.
@_jnnfr_
Apparently one wasp nest in my brand new car was not enough. pic.twitter.com/I0onkIn7Da
jennifer.
@_jnnfr_
wanting to hold onto your organs after you die is selfish
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jennifer.
@_jnnfr_
Pretty fun how every time I take my car in for "just an oil change" I end up spending upwards of $200.
jennifer.
@_jnnfr_
(Nuclear mushroom cloud appears over horizon)
My daughter: daddy I'm scared
Me: Aww do you need a safe space?? Lmao @ ur liberal tears
My daughter: daddy I'm scared
Me: Aww do you need a safe space?? Lmao @ ur liberal tears
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jennifer.
@_jnnfr_
.@MatttDavies I will presume that's a tough-looking dolphin twitter.com/matttdavies/stβ¦
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jennifer.
@_jnnfr_
Just went up to a Costco employee to ask a question. I said "excuse me, I--" and he said "no problem" and walked away. thx v helpful
jennifer.
@_jnnfr_
Radio DJ: "Coming up next, we're giving away tickets to the Brand New--"
Me:
Radio DJ: "--Blair Witch Project."
Me:
Radio DJ: "--Blair Witch Project."
jennifer.
@_jnnfr_
I did not take into consideration the 24 stairs up to my front door when buying $100 worth of groceries.
jennifer.
@_jnnfr_
I almost just swallowed a chicken bone and I can't get the feeling of it out of my throat
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
