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jord💫
@_jordanmartin1
You cant change someone that doesnt see anything wrong with their actions
Retweet of status by @rooks_jess
12 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You cant change someone that doesnt see anything wrong with their actions🤷🏻♂️
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jord💫
@_jordanmartin1
Don’t even know how my boyfriend still fancies me I literally look like a potato pmsl
Retweet of status by @portnancarrow
10 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don’t even know how my boyfriend still fancies me 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️I literally look like a potato pmsl
jord💫
@_jordanmartin1
Just need some good luck in ma life
Retweet of status by @sorellemisha17
08 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just need some good luck in ma life ☹️☹️
jord💫
@_jordanmartin1
Some girls man don’t slag your boyfriend off in every social media for cheating on u and then get back with him the week after
Retweet of status by @Taylorcouch2
30 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Some girls man🤦🏽♀️ don’t slag your boyfriend off in every social media for cheating on u and then get back with him the week after😩😂
jord💫
@_jordanmartin1
Never realised the flag they stick in ur chicken at Nando's is actually a toothpick for after ur meal #mindblown
Retweet of status by @danielleedmond_
04 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Never realised the flag they stick in ur chicken at Nando's is actually a toothpick for after ur meal 😂 #mindblown
jord💫
@_jordanmartin1
best thing I've ever read pic.twitter.com/ez6zHZ0eVq
Retweet of status by @onherperiod
30 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 👑 best thing I've ever read 👑 https://t.co/ez6zHZ0eVq
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jord💫
@_jordanmartin1
I'm too comfortable with not wearing make up everyyyy day for someone who looks absolutely shocking without it
Retweet of status by @_emmmmxx_
27 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm too comfortable with not wearing make up everyyyy day for someone who looks absolutely shocking without it 😩😂
jord💫
@_jordanmartin1
Remember when you were younger and £100 sounded like lottery winnings and now it sounds like a big fat fuck all that won’t get you owt
Retweet of status by @nicroxsmith
27 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Remember when you were younger and £100 sounded like lottery winnings and now it sounds like a big fat fuck all that won’t get you owt 😂
jord💫
@_jordanmartin1
I need to start my Christmas shopping pronto
Retweet of status by @rebekkahjade
18 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I need to start my Christmas shopping pronto 🎁🎄
jord💫
@_jordanmartin1
Liar finale got me asking so many questions!! Amazing
Retweet of status by @keeleycooling_
16 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Liar finale got me asking so many questions!! Amazing😰👀
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊