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k-breazy
@_kbreazy
@Dirt_operator @AtWhitsEnd32 a short piece of black electrical tape should do the trick
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k-breazy
@_kbreazy
a chipmunk ran across my foot today and I screamed and cried. and that's how I know I'll never be a Disney princess
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k-breazy
@_kbreazy
To be clear... it's MY asshole she loves. twitter.com/_kbreazy/statuβ¦
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k-breazy
@_kbreazy
Yes, I'm Married, but you still can fuck me
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k-breazy
@_kbreazy
Cinnamon Toast Crunch and dudes with shrimp dicks
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k-breazy
@_kbreazy
You'll eat ass but not mushrooms? Okay Chad
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k-breazy
@_kbreazy
I'm not short. I'm vertically abbreviated
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k-breazy
@_kbreazy
Lick her clit and tell her sheβs pretty
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k-breazy
@_kbreazy
Guy online: you're beautiful
Me, with double chin and popcorn in my bra: thank you
Me, with double chin and popcorn in my bra: thank you
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k-breazy
@_kbreazy
Me,bringing a cup of water to bed:
All the cups on my nightstand:
All the cups on my nightstand:
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k-breazy
@_kbreazy
Be his peace & his pornstar
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
