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Kris Wolfe 🐝
@_kriswolfe
Karen wants to speak to the AIRPORT MANAGER. The boo hoo took me out twitter.com/chris_notcapn/…
Retweet of status by @Djen_Andre75
27 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 😂😂😂Karen wants to speak to the AIRPORT MANAGER. The boo hoo took me out😂😂 https://t.co/861l5tG8CG
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Kris Wolfe 🐝
@_kriswolfe
Will Respondus kick me out of my quiz if I have to get up from the computer to go throw up?
12 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Will Respondus kick me out of my quiz if I have to get up from the computer to go throw up? 🥴
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Kris Wolfe 🐝
@_kriswolfe
Vegan shrimp tempuras with a beer batter pic.twitter.com/U8nOL1x2sI
Retweet of status by @TofuMasque
15 Mar 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Vegan shrimp tempuras with a beer batter 🤤 https://t.co/U8nOL1x2sI
Kris Wolfe 🐝
@_kriswolfe
cool stars are red
hot stars are blue
across time and space
the universe loves u
hot stars are blue
across time and space
the universe loves u
Retweet of status by @sanjanacurtis
14 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote cool stars are red
hot stars are blue
across time and space
the universe loves u ☺️
Kris Wolfe 🐝
@_kriswolfe
Way to go, TESS! twitter.com/NASAExoplanets…
Retweet of status by @NASAUniverse
09 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Way to go, TESS! 🥳 https://t.co/aVi5wa9Ier
Kris Wolfe 🐝
@_kriswolfe
18 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote imagine 🤢 thinking 🤢 drinking 🤢 and 🤢 driving 🤢 is 🤢 cute 🤢
Kris Wolfe 🐝
@_kriswolfe
URGENT: Today we found out the #SCOTUSnominee is a woman straight out of Handmaid’s Tale and my opponent has said… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @paulajean2020
25 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🚨URGENT🚨: Today we found out the #SCOTUSnominee is a woman straight out of Handmaid’s Tale and my opponent has said… https://t.co/ncjVF6SPVR
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Kris Wolfe 🐝
@_kriswolfe
My daily reminder to frat men: if tr*mp is re-elected and women’s rights are taken away, you won’t be able to hit it raw
Retweet of status by @serinaxmcgregor
19 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My daily reminder to frat men: if tr*mp is re-elected and women’s rights are taken away, you won’t be able to hit it raw 🤝😌
Kris Wolfe 🐝
@_kriswolfe
if you think 2020 exists, no it didn’t
Retweet of status by @dearmothica
12 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote if you think 2020 exists, no it didn’t💙
Kris Wolfe 🐝
@_kriswolfe
@KenoshaPolice IF POLICE OFFICERS STOPPED EXECUTING BLACK PEOPLE, A CURFEW WOULDN’T BE NEEDED TONIGHT
Retweet of status by @SaraToussaint
24 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @KenoshaPolice ‼️IF POLICE OFFICERS STOPPED EXECUTING BLACK PEOPLE, A CURFEW WOULDN’T BE NEEDED TONIGHT‼️
Kris Wolfe 🐝
@_kriswolfe
This is why our generation isn’t having this shit. Mean girls taught us better pic.twitter.com/leaLZDoGmj
08 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This is why our generation isn’t having this shit. Mean girls taught us better 💪🏼 https://t.co/leaLZDoGmj
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊